HOLY $%*^ YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a game! You know what the Hell just happened. Sykora is monsterous. Hoss had a rough one, but we still love the man. RYAN MALONE. WHAT A GAMER. He takes whiplash all night. Head hits the ice, so what? Crosby had 4 assists, if anybody noticed, I mean. Malkin had 3 points, if anybody noticed. The Pens choked big time in the end, but it's the VERY END that counts, and the Pens made that bitch Marty Lapointe pay.

LET'S RECAP THIS THING!

1st Period-
The Penguins come out absolutely gunning.
For once, Gerber is strong.
I don't know how.

He was stoning the Pens for a while.
Then a few jags take some penalties,
and the Pens wind up with a 5 on 3.
We all knew it was coming.
Gonchar from the point, and it's easy.

Sens do nothing on Fleury. Incredible saves, and not many shots.
The Pens just were doing the job.
TIME.

2nd Period-
This was a fun one, for the first ten minutes, anyway.

Malkin skates through the whole team, dishes to Sid,
Then back to Malkin.
Then to Score-a. It was easy.

Malkin then faked a slapper.
Passed to Score-a.
Sold it. It was easy.

Then it stopped being easy.
Life sucked. Bad.

The Pens let some jag go in front.
Donovan, an old time Pens reject.
Not good enough to make the bad Pens teams.
Donovan gets a pass, and tips it top shelf.
Things were fine at that point,
But nobody was thrilled.

Then things get very bad.

Heatley battles through the crowd.
Not that I feel this way, but one sign said:
"SIGNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE... HEATLEY KILLS PEOPLE"
I had to laugh, sorry if you take offense, but it was funny.

Heatley passes in front to Stillman.
It sneaks through the pads of MAF.
We are now a bit pissed off.
TIME.

3rd Period-
The period begins with a golden opportunity.
DuBeast goes to Hossa with a beauty of a fake.
Hossa lets it slide off the tape, and misses the net.

Then things REALLY get bad.  

Rookie Cody Bass.

Ever heard of him?

Probably not.

Bad rebound, and he scores.

Nobody knows how, but it happened.

The Pens outchanced the Sens all night.

The Sens got more in the next moments.

It didn't matter.

MAF found his balls again,

and he was solid for the duration.

MALONE now comes into play.

There is 1 minute left.  

I am scared as Hell.

It didn't matter.

Ruuuuuuuuuuuutttttuuuuuuuuuuu.

Drawing a penalty.

High stick to Lapointe.

What a dumbass.

Malone wraparound.

Yes.  

CAN YOU SAY CLUTCH?

Then he adds an empty netter.

What a monster.

That's all.

3 Stars:

1. Crosby had 4 points.

2. Malkin had 3 points.

3. Malone just did his thing.

I love life.

Jagoff of the Game:  Martin Lapointe.  Deadline bust of the century.  What an idiot.

Peace.